October 16th, 2013
|10:08 am - Wicked Witch of the West|
I haven't ever in my life seen the Republican party waving its dick around like it's doing right now, and they're gonna be damn lucky if somebody doesn't chop it off this time.
April 9th, 2013
Margaret Thatcher funeral set for next week
But it's summer, and we're runnin' out of ice!
December 31st, 2012
You ain't no better liars than the Mayans.
September 25th, 2012
September 23rd, 2012
Romney, at his fund-raiser near San Diego, said Obama was "taking Americans on a course that is extremely foreign to us."
"One would suggest that government knows better than free people," he said. "It's a pathway to become like Europe, and Europe doesn't work there. It's never going to work here. It's even possible we could be on a pathway to become California - I don't want that either."
Emphasis mine. Note again, he said this in San Diego.
Where did he come from? Well, I remember last year, Mr. Gingrich, Ms. Anti-masturbation, Mr. Pizza, Mr. Frothy, I'd have bet all kinds of money on Romney getting the nomination, cuz he seemed saner than all y'all.
Now you got 'im. And I'm gigglin'.
September 11th, 2012
Did you get him yet?
Yeah, you did!
Thank you again to Barack Obama and Seal Team Six. Hooah.
May 25th, 2011
I don't begrudge them their 2000 vote, never did. Never said one that I did.
I begrudge them their 2004 vote. When they fucking KNEW BETTER. After those mother fuckers had ALREADY ruined the motherfucking country, FOUR YEARS before they stole our money blind.
I live in a country full of idiots. Talk as you will about those Muslim bastards, at least the claim to like it. Nobody here does.
May 20th, 2011
And the "movers and shakers" of the 1980s weigh in.
Lead, follow, or get out of the way.
Oh and Castro? If you need help, call me. ;)
May 1st, 2011
April 27th, 2011
Only 393, I'm amazed.